Radio Country: There’s A Lot Karl Can’t Do

Wednesday, February 26, 2025

There’s A Lot Karl Can’t Do

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4 THINGS KARL CAN'T DO - Karl's perfectly capable of a lot of things that normal people can do… but not everything.

KARL CAN'T MAKE IT A WEEK WITHOUT INCLUDING A TYPO IN THESE EMAILS

Karl can't… write checks. He doesn't like how you have to spell out the dollar amount because it feels like a math word problem.

Karl can't… use urinals at stadiums or arenas. He towers over the dividers so it's only a matter of time before his natural curiosity gets the best of him.

Karl can't… estimate distances very well. For example, Karl estimates the Statue of Liberty to be a mile tall and is a halfway between America and England.

Karl can't… wear shorts in the winter. Though this may seem obvious to most, his 4 cases of frostbite almost cost several toes. Karl's a slow learner.

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YOU CAN'T GO WRONG WITH THESE PANTS

Trim the hedges! Wash the crack!

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