Wednesday, May 15, 2024

Visiting The OBX This Year? Try IBS Instead

The Weekly Bird

VISITING THE OUTER BANKS? TRY THE INNER BANKS INSTEAD

3 reasons why the Inner Banks are a better vacation destination than the Outer Banks.

Inner Banks

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If you visit the Outer Banks, you could take a tour to see wild dolphins swim.

If you visit the Inner Banks, you can see retired Miami Dolphin Dan Marino go wild at the local all male strip joint "Strictly Dicklies."

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The Outer Banks sells a ton of "OBX" stickers displaying the destination's official abbreviation.

However, the Inner Banks doesn't sell quite as many "IBS" stickers as it often gets confused with Irritable Bowel Syndrome.

I <3 IBS

The mystic and allure of the OBX is embodied in its slogan: "There's no place like the Outer Banks."

The Inner Banks has its own slogan to capture the hearts and minds of summertime tourists:

What sounds better, Outercourse or Innercourse?

Inner Banks

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