And then our q-zip almost killed him ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | JORDAN BAGGED A RUSSIAN LAST WEEKEND | | Jordan made a new Russian friend named Alexei at bar over the weekend. | | Jordan's new friendship started by making small talk with Alexei the Russian in the line for the bathroom. | | Alexei took an interest in Jordan after he mentioned how he was doing some paperwork for the president. | | Fascinated with Jordan's background, Alexei kept asking him where America keeps her excess grain. | | Jordan guessed the Federal Reserve which is not even close to right. | | Before the conversation went further, Jordan had to address the elephant in the room... Alexei's massive coat. | | As a Road Dog reflex, Jordan went into sales mode and insisted on making him try on a birddogs q-zip. | | It became clear that Alexei was shy and struggling to make friends. | | He kept asking Jordan to introduce him to any friends in the defense industry or in the U.S. government. | | After a few more hours, the two traded back their outerwear and called it a night. | | When Jordan got home, he noticed that Alexei left a "mint" in his q-zip pocket and popped it in before bed. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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