Turns out speaking with candor can get you canned͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | PETER HAS HIS EMPLOYEES EVALUATE HIM | | | | | | | | | When Peter announced this idea at our weekly meeting, Jack made an audible gasp. | | | | | Spencer put his critiques in a compliment sandwich. | | | First he told Peter he had amazing cheekbones, then mentioned this was the most toxic work environment he's ever been in, then he said Peter had really tight buns. | | | | | John said that Peter really pushes everyone to become better. | | | Like that one time when Peter literally pushed Jack into traffic because he found out we were over budget. | | | | | Sam told Peter he was feeling overworked and should maybe try to incorporate some structured naptime. | | | Peter responded by knocking Sam unconscious so he could rest on the floor for a little bit. | | | | | Hoff was really nervous about evaluating Peter. | | | He recalled what Mr. Terry told him about eye contact after he walked in on his step-dad giving it to his mom, "Never look an alpha straight in the eyes." | | | | | | | | | Please, for the love of God, can anyone out there call OSHA?! | | | Please, for the love of God, can anyone out there call OSHA?! |
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