Hey there,
Guess what happens when that sucker hits zero?
No, John Wick isn't going to come avenge his pet ant that you stepped on yesterday.
No, Cerberus isn't going to emerge from the extradimensional Hellmouth to feed on the flesh of the falsehearted.
And no, Darth Vader isn't going to finally launch an ASMR YouTube channel.
Instead, I'm going to stop spamming you to buy my wondiferous wares and return to the coalface and forge new nuggets for you to nibble on, like supplements, articles, books, and podcasts.
Before I do, though, a message from my handlers:
Our Black Friday sale ends in less than 30 hours, so if you haven't saved BIGLY on all things Legion yet, this is your last chance to claim your discount.
Go here now:
⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/
And just how much can you save?
Well, everything in our store is buy one, get one 50% off. Plus, you can get up to $100 in free gifts.
- Orders over $99 get a free $10 Legion gift card.
- Orders over $149 get a free $20 gift card and book ($30 value).
- Orders over $199 get a free $40 gift card, book, and meal plan ($100 value).
So, locomote on over to our store now and take your pick of whatever you want.
Go for it!
Mike
P.S. A pro tip to save even more:
Use your reward points to instantly save more (and earn more for every dollar you spend).
You can also take advantage of our pay-over-time options Klarna, Sezzle, or Paypal Pay in 4 to stock up bigly and pay later, in four equal and interest-free installments over six weeks (and with no impact to your credit).
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