And we're all in for "the cure"͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | Jack passed around hors d'oeuvres to party guests. | | | It was punishment for the company-wide email he sent on the correct use of gendered pronouns titled, "Stop calling a group of people GUYS!" | | | | | We also held a silent auction since nobody spoke up to bid on anything; they just sat there completely quiet. | | | No one was interested in Karl's Mystery Box that smelled of pickles and sawdust. | | | | | Peter sent out a company wide email with rules and protocols for the Gala. | | | He underlined No Farting but knew it would be a losing battle. | | | | | Unlike most birddog events, there were a number of single females at the gala. | | | You'd assume this would help the 'no farting' rule, but it just meant the guys created a drop zone by Jack's table. | | | | | Jack told us that we actually spent more on the event than we raised, so the gala was completely pointless. | | | At the end of the day, everyone dressed their best and managed to raise $465 for "the cure." | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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